I love this. I love everything about this. I don't even love it ironically.

"No no no, my glasses!"

"They're not real glasses, Loch Ness. THEY'RE NOT REAL!"

And I know that at this point, hipsters are kind of an easy target. But I really don't care, and it's not like this was a vicious attack or anything. And I'm someone who will wear fake glasses once and a while.

Because I was, like, suffering from insomnia and rocking bloodshot eyes before anybody else.