Message to Men on NYC Public Transportation

So this is just my random rave from having to commute daily on public transportation for the last three months. I was spoiled for the last nine years to drive in my car every day. Now I'm stuck riding buses and trains with all the NYC men who apparently have the largest penises in the universe. Now I'm saying this because I assume your need to take up more than one seat on all forms of public transit must be that you are soooo uncomfortable because you are just so Ginormous!! Wow it must be so difficult to be so well endowed. My heart goes out to your troubles...but seriously move the hell over and give people the right to sit down!!
Thank you.
KO

A Warning to all hipster parents- I'm watching you...

Okay look very closely- aww cute groundhogs, their little homes and now pan to the upper left hand corner..see some legs and a little bit of red??? Yep that is a child - a little obnoxious child. And what do you ask is he doing? Oh that's right..little "Joey" decided that it was his right to run through the groundhog exhibit. Oh and even better-- Joey's dad who decided he was too lazy and cool to run around and grab "Joey" out of the exhibit. Oh no-he decides to yell across the exhibit at his unruly child and say "you better not do that again 'Joey'". Seriously hipster parents..really???? I know if "Joey" had gotten bit by a groundhog that was pissed you stepped on his property or had broken his leg when falling through the groundhog labyrinth, "Joey's" dad would have sued faster than I said WTF when I saw Joey run though the exhibit. Literally the whole crowd just stared open mouthed at this debacle. And let me tell you Joey sat there until he decided he was good and ready to leave. So I leave you with this message- I'm watching and I can totally can tell you that your parenting methods don't work. First, he might kill a groundhog. Who knows what could be next?!!---Stop letting your kids run their own lives!!!! They're not in charge!

Inter-brain memo

INTER-BRAIN MEMO:

FROM: Ro

TO: The girl walking down Westchester Avenue with the shirt that reads "Yes, I AM the SHIT."

Don't be surprised when people look at you as if you smelled that way, too.