I guess they thought that DJ'ing while kids were murdering each other was kinda inappropriate.

"It's like a whole friggin zoo. In my arms.  Made of balloons."

This actually made me not completely hate Jean Claude Van Damme.
(If the embed doesn't work, it's here.)

Though I'll never hate him as much as Abbey.  See her glare at him...

This is from years ago - you can tell because Abbey is currently WAY fatter and I  actually have a tv stand now.